So I listen to secular radio (gasp), and my favorite station is 96.5 The Mountain,
Q. If a tree is cut down in Salamander...wipes tears away...
And before he finishes, the guy answers....
A. A sprout pops up in
Q: A dog goes ahead in time and bites his tail. When does he feel it?
Q. If Jack and Jill went up the hill, then where is Fred?
Q:If a triangle is happy and a square is sad, what is a rectangle?
Q: What is the inverse of January 12?
A: September 22nd eastern!
Q. If pie is in the sky, where's cake?
A. A distant meadow
Q. If a rhombus has four sides, what is the inverse of blue?
Q. Three guys walk into a bar. Who has the monkey?
A. Guy number 3!
Q. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a pear do?
A. Prevents hard feelings.
Q. What is the square root of
And now for the bonus round.
Q. If Mary had 10 sheep.... what did Jimmy have?
A. A silly salamander.
Q. If a tree is cut down in
Salamander...wipes tears away...