Radio Ads

So I listen to secular radio (gasp), and my favorite station is 96.5 The Mountain, Chattanooga's No. 1 Hit Music Station. Besides playing Chattanooga's hit music they also play...wait for it...advertisements. I don't think it's a surprise to anyone who knows me, but I love commercials. I think they are a great look into our culture, but sometimes they are so absurd it is funny. Netflix's has recently (>1yr) released a series of commercials that spoof game shows. It is a question and answer style show where they ask absurd questions and receive absurd answers. All this lead up to the final question that reveals you can stream netflix to your Wii. Some are funny and some are just absurd.

Q. If a tree is cut down in Brooklyn,...
And before he finishes, the guy answers....
A. A sprout pops up in New Jersey?

Q: A dog goes ahead in time and bites his tail. When does he feel it?
A: Yesterday.

Q. If Jack and Jill went up the hill, then where is Fred?
A. Milwaukee?

Q:If a triangle is happy and a square is sad, what is a rectangle?
A: Diassapointed.

Q: What is the inverse of January 12?
A: September 22nd 9pm eastern!

Q. If pie is in the sky, where's cake?
A. A distant meadow

Q. If a rhombus has four sides, what is the inverse of blue?
A. Purple

Q. Three guys walk into a bar. Who has the monkey?
A. Guy number 3!

Q. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a pear do?
A. Prevents hard feelings.

Q. What is the square root of Orange?
A. Uhhh...Turquoise?

And now for the bonus round.
Q. If Mary had 10 sheep.... what did Jimmy have?
A. A silly salamander.

Salamander...wipes tears away...